1 00:00:07,510 --> 00:00:10,160 Lindy: New year, new us. 2 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:11,210 We can renew our vows. 3 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:12,370 -[laughs] 4 00:00:12,410 --> 00:00:13,960 I love you. 5 00:00:13,990 --> 00:00:15,130 -But I fell in love. 6 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:17,670 -Les promised me a fresh start. 7 00:00:17,700 --> 00:00:20,800 -Now it's time to blow your minds. 8 00:00:20,830 --> 00:00:23,300 We call this the future. 9 00:00:23,340 --> 00:00:25,970 -I am fucking amazed! 10 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,470 [laughter] 11 00:00:27,510 --> 00:00:29,140 Richard: I pretended to be your book agent. 12 00:00:29,170 --> 00:00:30,230 Lindy: I didn't write the story. 13 00:00:30,260 --> 00:00:31,810 It's my student's work. 14 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:32,900 Les: I closed the deal. 15 00:00:32,930 --> 00:00:34,400 -You're gonna change the world. 16 00:00:34,430 --> 00:00:35,860 You get back in the workshop 17 00:00:35,890 --> 00:00:37,320 and you figure it out. 18 00:00:37,350 --> 00:00:39,570 -Let's move our "renewing our vows" to next year. 19 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:42,200 That's a fantastic idea! -Motherfucker! 20 00:00:42,230 --> 00:00:44,070 Richie, I'm leaving Les. 21 00:00:44,110 --> 00:00:46,030 -I need you. Lindy: I have been by your side 22 00:00:46,070 --> 00:00:47,540 for 15 years. 23 00:00:48,610 --> 00:00:50,250 Ah! -Oh, fuck. 24 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:55,920 Oh, you're alive! [laughs] 25 00:00:55,950 --> 00:00:57,050 -Oh. 26 00:01:23,270 --> 00:01:25,070 [gasp] 27 00:01:25,110 --> 00:01:26,500 [groans] 28 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:36,090 Les? 29 00:01:38,490 --> 00:01:40,460 Oh, fuck. 30 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:42,100 Oh. 31 00:01:44,670 --> 00:01:46,270 What time is it? 32 00:01:48,460 --> 00:01:50,310 Oh, shit. 33 00:01:54,260 --> 00:01:57,110 Oh, boy, ohh. 34 00:02:09,190 --> 00:02:11,580 How much did I drink last night? 35 00:02:11,610 --> 00:02:13,340 Les? 36 00:02:17,030 --> 00:02:19,180 Why would you put the plaid back up? 37 00:02:20,540 --> 00:02:24,340 God. It hurts my eyes... [high frequency beeps] 38 00:02:24,370 --> 00:02:25,640 -...and my head. 39 00:02:29,130 --> 00:02:31,980 Oh, dry January starts today. 40 00:02:35,300 --> 00:02:36,320 Oh. 41 00:02:37,470 --> 00:02:39,820 Oh, wow. They really cleaned up. 42 00:02:43,180 --> 00:02:44,490 Les? 43 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:48,160 [doorbell dings] 44 00:02:49,980 --> 00:02:51,500 -Who's at the door? 45 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:59,840 [continues dinging] 46 00:03:03,330 --> 00:03:05,960 -What is this nonsense? 47 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,520 [dinging repeatedly] 48 00:03:09,330 --> 00:03:10,390 -[gasps] 49 00:03:11,420 --> 00:03:13,720 [screams] 50 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,180 No, no, no, no, no, no. 51 00:03:15,220 --> 00:03:16,980 Les: Lindy? 52 00:03:17,010 --> 00:03:18,730 Everything is fine. 53 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:20,400 Don't freak out. 54 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:25,580 -[gasping] 55 00:03:29,860 --> 00:03:31,290 Les: Lindy? 56 00:03:34,030 --> 00:03:36,580 Okay. I'm opening up the dollhouse. 57 00:03:36,610 --> 00:03:39,300 -Stop screaming at me! 58 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:42,000 [shaking] 59 00:03:42,030 --> 00:03:45,000 [floor creaking] -Whoa, whoa! Whoa! 60 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:46,090 No! [objects clattering] 61 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:47,510 -Oh, my God! 62 00:03:47,540 --> 00:03:48,550 My God! 63 00:03:48,580 --> 00:03:49,840 Whoa, whoa! 64 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:50,930 Stop, stop, stop, stop! 65 00:03:51,230 --> 00:03:53,810 Whoa, whoa! Oh, oh! 66 00:04:02,100 --> 00:04:04,270 -There you are. -Ah! 67 00:04:04,310 --> 00:04:05,410 -You're okay! 68 00:04:08,390 --> 00:04:12,530 -I am not okay! 69 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:15,170 [theme music playing] 70 00:04:17,570 --> 00:04:19,540 -Can you hear me? I am not okay. 71 00:04:19,570 --> 00:04:21,300 -[mouthing] 72 00:04:26,620 --> 00:04:28,710 -I am not okay! 73 00:04:28,750 --> 00:04:31,380 -It works! I can hear you! Ha. 74 00:04:31,420 --> 00:04:33,390 -You're too loud! 75 00:04:33,420 --> 00:04:34,720 -[whispers] Sorry. 76 00:04:34,750 --> 00:04:36,390 -Well, now I can't hear you. 77 00:04:36,420 --> 00:04:37,640 -How about now? 78 00:04:37,670 --> 00:04:38,890 -No, too loud. 79 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:40,480 -Now? 80 00:04:40,510 --> 00:04:41,390 -Softer. 81 00:04:41,430 --> 00:04:42,480 -Now? 82 00:04:42,510 --> 00:04:44,230 Lindy: Better. 83 00:04:44,260 --> 00:04:45,950 I hate this fuckin' thing. 84 00:04:49,180 --> 00:04:51,740 Can you hear me now? -Say again? 85 00:04:51,770 --> 00:04:53,450 -Can you hear me now? 86 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:54,910 -Yes! Ooh. -Oh! 87 00:04:54,940 --> 00:04:56,740 -Sorry, sorry. I'm so sorry. -Jesus. 88 00:04:56,780 --> 00:04:58,490 -Are you okay? 89 00:04:58,530 --> 00:04:59,950 -I'm fine. 90 00:04:59,990 --> 00:05:01,120 -I heard that. 91 00:05:01,150 --> 00:05:03,460 God, I think we got it. 92 00:05:03,490 --> 00:05:05,290 Hi. 93 00:05:05,330 --> 00:05:07,250 -What the fuck, Les? 94 00:05:07,290 --> 00:05:09,500 -I heard that too. Loud and clear. 95 00:05:09,540 --> 00:05:11,590 Okay. Lindy, I'm so sorry. 96 00:05:11,620 --> 00:05:13,470 It was an accident. 97 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:15,680 And, uh, I can't believe it even happened. 98 00:05:15,710 --> 00:05:18,430 I don't--I don't--I-- but you're incredible. 99 00:05:18,460 --> 00:05:21,900 I mean, you're beautiful. [laughs] 100 00:05:25,180 --> 00:05:27,690 -Are you smiling right now? 101 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:29,650 -No, no, no. No, of course not. 102 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:31,330 I, I just--I-- 103 00:05:32,980 --> 00:05:34,410 it's just like, wow. 104 00:05:35,810 --> 00:05:37,950 -Wow. Wow? 105 00:05:37,980 --> 00:05:39,490 Wow? 106 00:05:39,530 --> 00:05:40,870 -No, I apologize. You're my wife 107 00:05:40,900 --> 00:05:42,330 and you're not an experiment. I... 108 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:45,120 -I should hope so! 109 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:46,790 Jesus. Oh, my God. 110 00:05:46,830 --> 00:05:48,670 This is your job? 111 00:05:48,700 --> 00:05:50,800 This is how you're gonna solve world hunger? 112 00:05:50,830 --> 00:05:53,800 You're gonna make everybody tiny so, 113 00:05:53,830 --> 00:05:55,630 so they don't, what, eat more? I don't... 114 00:05:55,670 --> 00:05:58,350 -Uh-huh. Do you--do you want me to answer that or... 115 00:05:59,550 --> 00:06:01,470 -Explain it to me. 116 00:06:01,510 --> 00:06:05,390 -Well, um, it's called "cellular reduction" 117 00:06:05,430 --> 00:06:07,980 and, um, it's the process of miniaturization 118 00:06:08,010 --> 00:06:11,820 and restoration of organic fruit, uh, and vegetables. 119 00:06:11,850 --> 00:06:15,570 And that's how I plan to solve world hunger. 120 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:18,490 -Explain how you're gonna make me big again! 121 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:21,200 Jesus! I don't give a shit how it works! 122 00:06:21,230 --> 00:06:23,040 -Oh, right. Well, I just reverse the process. 123 00:06:23,070 --> 00:06:24,380 That's the restoration part. 124 00:06:25,450 --> 00:06:27,250 -Great. 125 00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:29,420 Restore me. 126 00:06:29,450 --> 00:06:31,250 Now, please. 127 00:06:31,290 --> 00:06:33,420 -I can do that, um, uh, 128 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:35,840 but first, uh, a surprise. 129 00:06:35,870 --> 00:06:38,270 Meet me in the dining room. 130 00:06:41,710 --> 00:06:43,270 Merry Christmas, Lindy. 131 00:06:43,300 --> 00:06:47,350 -Les, do I look merry or hungry? 132 00:06:47,390 --> 00:06:50,020 -Well, it's kind of hard to tell from this distance, um... 133 00:06:50,060 --> 00:06:53,440 -I'm not. Make me big again, now. 134 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,240 -Heard that loud and clear. 135 00:06:55,270 --> 00:06:57,280 Um, the thing is... 136 00:06:57,310 --> 00:06:59,780 -Tell me you can make me big again, Les. 137 00:06:59,810 --> 00:07:01,700 Les: I can, and I will. 138 00:07:01,730 --> 00:07:03,790 Um, the thing is, that it's just-- 139 00:07:03,820 --> 00:07:07,750 I think it's just gonna take a day, uh, or two, tops, 140 00:07:07,780 --> 00:07:09,040 but you'll be fine. 141 00:07:09,070 --> 00:07:10,210 Everything's gonna be okay. 142 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:11,210 You're healthy. 143 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:12,430 I checked your vitals. 144 00:07:12,690 --> 00:07:15,460 -Wait, I could die tiny? 145 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:19,220 -No, you--you're not gonna die tiny. 146 00:07:19,250 --> 00:07:21,300 You'll be safe in the dollhouse 147 00:07:21,340 --> 00:07:25,430 because it's almost exactly the same as our house house. 148 00:07:25,470 --> 00:07:29,230 Um, the stove works, the refrigerator works, 149 00:07:29,260 --> 00:07:31,810 there's food, the water runs, 150 00:07:31,850 --> 00:07:34,070 and I shrunk a few of your favorite things 151 00:07:34,100 --> 00:07:36,280 to really make you feel at home home. 152 00:07:36,310 --> 00:07:39,540 Your clothes from your closet. 153 00:07:40,650 --> 00:07:44,540 Um, and, uh, this curling thing 154 00:07:47,150 --> 00:07:48,500 and your hair brush. 155 00:07:48,530 --> 00:07:51,500 Uh, cold cream, 156 00:07:51,530 --> 00:07:53,340 looked important. 157 00:07:53,370 --> 00:07:55,130 Oh, and I remembered your coffee 158 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:57,510 and the coffeemaker, worked perfectly, right? 159 00:07:57,540 --> 00:08:00,340 Oh, one crucial thing, um, the toilet. 160 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:02,590 Uh, it works. I figured it out. 161 00:08:02,630 --> 00:08:06,350 Just don't ever look in the hall closet downstairs, ever. 162 00:08:06,380 --> 00:08:08,480 You will be restored to regular size. 163 00:08:08,510 --> 00:08:11,100 I promise. This is just temporary, Lindy. 164 00:08:11,140 --> 00:08:14,110 I am so close, truly. 165 00:08:14,140 --> 00:08:16,610 -Now it's so close? 166 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:20,150 Not a day or two, tops? 167 00:08:20,190 --> 00:08:23,620 Les, you motherfucker! 168 00:08:23,650 --> 00:08:24,780 [clatters] 169 00:08:24,820 --> 00:08:27,040 -Hey. Calm down. 170 00:08:27,070 --> 00:08:28,160 [Lindy grunts] 171 00:08:28,190 --> 00:08:29,870 [squeals] [shatters] 172 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:32,010 -Calm fucking down? 173 00:08:33,830 --> 00:08:34,880 [grunts] 174 00:08:36,660 --> 00:08:38,430 [grunting] 175 00:08:41,580 --> 00:08:45,350 [screaming] 176 00:08:46,590 --> 00:08:52,140 [sobs] Why me? 177 00:08:52,180 --> 00:08:53,400 -Hey, Lindy. 178 00:08:54,890 --> 00:08:57,530 -I'm gonna need a minute! 179 00:08:58,930 --> 00:09:01,870 I don't wanna be little. 180 00:09:04,610 --> 00:09:07,330 ♪ He's been away... ♪ 181 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:15,630 -Thank you. 182 00:09:15,660 --> 00:09:18,250 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du. 183 00:09:18,290 --> 00:09:20,670 You can--you can refill milady's cup too. 184 00:09:20,710 --> 00:09:22,170 -[sighs] 185 00:09:22,210 --> 00:09:23,800 -She's on her way, Barb. 186 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:25,800 -She's gone back to her husband. -No. 187 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:27,640 -They always do. -Not this time. 188 00:09:27,670 --> 00:09:29,810 Nope, nope, nope, 'cause we've got plans. 189 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:31,470 Yup. 190 00:09:31,510 --> 00:09:33,530 We got concrete plans. 191 00:09:37,350 --> 00:09:43,320 How about a ten-day getaway to Vermont for two? 192 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,660 Uber-romantic. [door opens] 193 00:09:51,490 --> 00:09:53,830 -There are multiple reasons she could be late. 194 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:55,460 No, I know Lindy's coming. 195 00:09:55,490 --> 00:09:58,040 Why, you may ask? 196 00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:02,670 Because our love story is woven into the fabric of time, 197 00:10:02,710 --> 00:10:05,010 destined to be written, 198 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:08,140 immortalized for generations to come. 199 00:10:08,170 --> 00:10:11,640 [phone ringing, buzzing] -Oh. Quiet, everybody, please. 200 00:10:11,670 --> 00:10:13,220 Quiet, please! 201 00:10:13,260 --> 00:10:14,850 Sorry. 202 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:17,780 Oh. It--it's work. It's work. 203 00:10:19,390 --> 00:10:20,870 Hey, Martin. 204 00:10:22,270 --> 00:10:23,740 Well, I--you know, I was-- 205 00:10:23,770 --> 00:10:26,320 I was gonna head out of town so-- 206 00:10:26,350 --> 00:10:28,160 No, no, no, no, no, no. Of course. Of course. 207 00:10:28,190 --> 00:10:30,960 I'll just--I'll head into the--into the lab. 208 00:10:33,190 --> 00:10:35,090 No, I've not heard from Les. 209 00:10:36,740 --> 00:10:38,970 Wait, what do you mean you can't get ahold of him? 210 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:41,920 Yeah. Okay. Bye. 211 00:10:41,950 --> 00:10:43,970 -Does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled? 212 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:48,260 -Barb, can I be honest? I love your service, 213 00:10:48,290 --> 00:10:50,600 but I don't love the negative energy. 214 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,020 -[groaning] 215 00:10:54,050 --> 00:10:55,320 -Peace offering? 216 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:03,410 -Take those off. I feel like a specimen. 217 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:06,790 And come closer. I don't wanna keep yelling. 218 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:12,530 Jesus. The '96? 219 00:11:12,570 --> 00:11:14,790 -If there was ever a time. 220 00:11:14,820 --> 00:11:17,080 -I know why you didn't tell me about your work. 221 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:19,960 -Well, I couldn't. It was top secret. 222 00:11:19,990 --> 00:11:21,880 I signed an ironclad NDA. 223 00:11:21,910 --> 00:11:23,550 -It's bullshit. 224 00:11:23,580 --> 00:11:25,800 You didn't trust me, 225 00:11:25,830 --> 00:11:29,800 which makes me so sad. 226 00:11:29,830 --> 00:11:31,690 Makes me so sad. 227 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:34,640 And fuck you. 228 00:11:34,670 --> 00:11:37,280 But...yeah. 229 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:44,110 -Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you either. 230 00:11:44,140 --> 00:11:46,230 -What? 231 00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:47,790 -Happy birthday, Lindy. 232 00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:52,120 -They are so cute! 233 00:11:53,610 --> 00:11:55,910 Wait. And legible? 234 00:11:55,940 --> 00:11:57,960 -Happy birthday, Lindy. 235 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:01,250 -They're so cute. 236 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:03,250 [beep] -Oh, and functional. 237 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:04,800 -Happy birthday, Lindy. 238 00:12:06,870 --> 00:12:08,970 -How cute. 239 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:09,970 And accurate. 240 00:12:11,710 --> 00:12:15,020 The dent from when I sideswiped the mailbox. 241 00:12:16,630 --> 00:12:17,930 Never put it together. 242 00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:20,820 -You also said you didn't wanna know. 243 00:12:21,550 --> 00:12:23,190 [watch beeps] 244 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:25,020 -Whoa, you're not leaving me. 245 00:12:25,060 --> 00:12:26,690 -Well, I have to go so I can fix you. 246 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,610 -No, no, no. No, Les. 247 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:30,650 Take me with you. I'm portable. 248 00:12:30,690 --> 00:12:32,360 -You'll be safer here in the dollhouse. 249 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:33,700 -I, I feel very not safe. 250 00:12:33,730 --> 00:12:35,700 I feel very small 251 00:12:35,730 --> 00:12:37,870 and, like, something bad could happen. 252 00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:39,450 -I won't let something happen. 253 00:12:39,490 --> 00:12:41,000 -Something did. 254 00:12:41,030 --> 00:12:43,460 -Something else beyond the accident, 255 00:12:43,490 --> 00:12:45,790 but I have to go to the lab so I can fix you. 256 00:12:45,830 --> 00:12:48,050 -Please, Les, I do not wanna be alone. 257 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:49,210 Please, I'm scared. 258 00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:50,720 -Well, what if I can show you 259 00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:54,140 that, um, being small isn't scary? 260 00:12:54,170 --> 00:12:55,890 -Oh, God. Les: I've always wondered 261 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:57,010 what the world would look like 262 00:12:57,050 --> 00:12:58,640 if I were six inches tall. 263 00:12:58,670 --> 00:13:00,220 -Not me. 264 00:13:00,260 --> 00:13:01,850 -I could show you. 265 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:03,310 -No, I, I don't. 266 00:13:03,340 --> 00:13:05,690 -Aren't you just a little bit curious? 267 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:09,190 -I will be restored to regular size soon. 268 00:13:09,230 --> 00:13:11,320 -I promise. 269 00:13:11,350 --> 00:13:12,700 Trust me. 270 00:13:15,020 --> 00:13:16,080 -Okay. 271 00:13:17,940 --> 00:13:19,540 This is crazy. 272 00:13:19,570 --> 00:13:21,880 [soft chuckles] Oh, my God. 273 00:13:25,530 --> 00:13:29,220 [soft upbeat music playing] 274 00:13:32,710 --> 00:13:34,560 ♪ La, la, la, la ♪ 275 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:39,350 ♪ La, la, la, la ♪ 276 00:13:39,380 --> 00:13:44,020 ♪ La, la, la, la, ♪ ♪ la, la, la, la. ♪ 277 00:13:44,050 --> 00:13:46,690 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 278 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:48,490 ♪ La, la, la, la ♪ 279 00:13:49,970 --> 00:13:52,080 ♪ La, la, la, la ♪ 280 00:13:53,410 --> 00:13:57,570 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, ♪ ♪ la, la, la, la ♪ 281 00:13:57,610 --> 00:14:00,870 -Yeah. I mean, everything is really big. 282 00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:04,960 Ha. Really, really big. 283 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,250 ♪ Ba, ba, baa ♪ 284 00:14:11,290 --> 00:14:13,130 [glass shatters] 285 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:15,350 ♪ Ba, ba, baa ♪ 286 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:19,390 Les: Wow. I can only imagine 287 00:14:19,420 --> 00:14:21,440 how different everything looks, right? 288 00:14:23,090 --> 00:14:24,780 -Do you see this dust ball? 289 00:14:26,180 --> 00:14:28,150 Do you think I could choke on this? 290 00:14:28,970 --> 00:14:31,280 -Oh. Yeah. Put that down. 291 00:14:33,770 --> 00:14:35,150 Hello, Dolores. 292 00:14:35,190 --> 00:14:36,540 Look who it is. 293 00:14:36,870 --> 00:14:38,910 [chirps] -See? She's not that scary. 294 00:14:38,940 --> 00:14:40,740 -Why is she looking at me like that? 295 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:43,160 [chirps] -Oh. Oh, it's puffing the-- 296 00:14:43,190 --> 00:14:44,290 do you see what it's doing? 297 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:45,790 Oh, no, no, no! 298 00:14:45,820 --> 00:14:47,420 It's trying to eat me. 299 00:14:47,450 --> 00:14:48,750 -Okay. -No. This is not... 300 00:14:48,780 --> 00:14:49,960 -Moving on. -...interesting to me. 301 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:52,090 Can you put me down, please? Put me down. 302 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:53,420 [toy train honks] 303 00:14:53,450 --> 00:14:55,510 ♪ Sleigh bells ring ♪ 304 00:14:55,540 --> 00:14:57,130 ♪ Are you listening? ♪ 305 00:14:57,170 --> 00:14:59,010 ♪ In the lane ♪ 306 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:01,350 ♪ Snow is glistening ♪ 307 00:15:01,380 --> 00:15:03,430 ♪ A beautiful sight ♪ 308 00:15:03,460 --> 00:15:06,020 ♪ We're happy tonight... ♪ 309 00:15:06,050 --> 00:15:08,850 -Fun, right? We all love a train ride. 310 00:15:08,890 --> 00:15:12,440 -Whoo! Les: Merry Christmas, Lindy. 311 00:15:12,470 --> 00:15:15,990 -Merry Christmas, Lindy! [laughs] 312 00:15:16,020 --> 00:15:19,200 [toy train honking] ♪ He sings a love song ♪ 313 00:15:19,230 --> 00:15:20,450 ♪ As we go along ♪ 314 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:23,450 Lindy: Merry Christmas. [laughs] 315 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:25,040 Merry Christmas. 316 00:15:25,070 --> 00:15:27,790 Merry Christmas, Lindy! 317 00:15:27,820 --> 00:15:28,790 Huh? 318 00:15:28,820 --> 00:15:29,960 Whoo! 319 00:15:29,990 --> 00:15:31,670 [laughs] 320 00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:33,840 Merry Christmas to me! 321 00:15:33,870 --> 00:15:36,010 [laughing] 322 00:15:39,210 --> 00:15:42,470 Merry Christmas, Lindy! [sobs] 323 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,560 -Maybe too many times around? 324 00:15:44,590 --> 00:15:46,470 -I wanna get off! [sobs] 325 00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:48,480 I don't like it. 326 00:15:48,510 --> 00:15:51,230 Oh, I'm gonna be sick. Ooh, oh, oh. 327 00:15:51,260 --> 00:15:52,310 [toy train stops] 328 00:15:52,350 --> 00:15:53,870 Oh, God. 329 00:15:55,180 --> 00:15:57,190 Oh. 330 00:15:57,230 --> 00:15:59,200 Oh, my God. 331 00:15:59,230 --> 00:16:00,700 Oh. -Hey. 332 00:16:00,730 --> 00:16:03,240 It's, it's gonna be okay. 333 00:16:03,270 --> 00:16:06,200 I'm so sorry this happened. 334 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:08,080 I'm so incredibly sorry. 335 00:16:08,110 --> 00:16:11,050 -[sobs] 336 00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:20,800 Water truck ran out of shrinking gas, 337 00:16:20,830 --> 00:16:22,430 so I'm gonna go to the lab to refuel. 338 00:16:22,460 --> 00:16:24,300 -What am I supposed to do with this? 339 00:16:24,340 --> 00:16:26,510 Les: I thought I could crush it up 340 00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:28,930 and you could maybe snort it? I don't know. 341 00:16:28,970 --> 00:16:30,140 -I'm Scarface? 342 00:16:30,180 --> 00:16:33,240 I'll just gnaw on it or something. 343 00:16:36,310 --> 00:16:38,280 -How are you feeling? 344 00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:39,690 -Really? 345 00:16:39,730 --> 00:16:42,410 -I mean... -I know what you mean. 346 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:44,540 Better. 347 00:16:46,190 --> 00:16:48,170 I did always love this couch. 348 00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:51,010 [groans] 349 00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:01,680 [sighs] 350 00:17:02,830 --> 00:17:04,340 -When you're ready. 351 00:17:04,380 --> 00:17:06,900 -Uh, pour away. 352 00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:12,280 Don't be shy. 353 00:17:13,180 --> 00:17:15,530 So, this is my, uh... 354 00:17:17,390 --> 00:17:19,190 tiny little life now? 355 00:17:19,230 --> 00:17:20,990 -Temporary tiny life. 356 00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:23,240 -How long again? Les: A day. 357 00:17:23,270 --> 00:17:25,200 Two at the most. I'm so close. 358 00:17:25,230 --> 00:17:28,380 I'm... -So close. Yeah. Yeah. 359 00:17:32,410 --> 00:17:34,580 Did you microwave this off the floor? 360 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:36,170 -The floor is clean. 361 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,420 You're the first person to ever walk on it. 362 00:17:38,450 --> 00:17:40,840 -Six-inch tall Neil-fucking-Armstrong? 363 00:17:40,870 --> 00:17:42,390 Les: Kind of. 364 00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:53,060 -Les, you put parmesan in the potatoes. 365 00:17:53,090 --> 00:17:55,650 -Potatoes a la Diane. 366 00:17:56,470 --> 00:17:58,690 -With a twist. 367 00:17:58,720 --> 00:17:59,900 Who? 368 00:17:59,930 --> 00:18:01,030 Lindy's sister: Reese Witherspoon, 369 00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:02,230 from "Legally Blonde." 370 00:18:02,270 --> 00:18:03,530 She's gonna play me in the movie. 371 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,530 -She's gonna play the sister character. 372 00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:08,410 -I still don't know who that is. Walt? 373 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:11,040 -She's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard. 374 00:18:11,070 --> 00:18:12,370 -That's a stretch. 375 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,290 -What? I am blonde. 376 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:16,460 Les said that we could be twins. 377 00:18:16,490 --> 00:18:18,380 -I'm sure he's just being kind. 378 00:18:18,410 --> 00:18:20,210 -No, no. I think with the right hair and makeup, 379 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:21,550 you know Hollywood. I mean... 380 00:18:21,580 --> 00:18:23,050 -It's beyond me why they're even adapting 381 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:24,380 the book into a film. 382 00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:27,260 -Because it's sold a million copies, 383 00:18:27,290 --> 00:18:29,140 because it won the Pulitzer. 384 00:18:29,170 --> 00:18:31,390 Diane: Hollywood must be out of ideas. 385 00:18:31,420 --> 00:18:33,220 -You're not excited? 386 00:18:33,260 --> 00:18:35,390 Uh, Laura Dern is playing the mother. 387 00:18:35,430 --> 00:18:39,060 -I adore Laura Dern, but I question her judgment. 388 00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:40,480 The book wasn't well-received. 389 00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:42,480 -I repeat, it won the Pulitzer. 390 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:45,440 -The Guardian dubbed it "literary popcorn" and added, 391 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,950 "That does not a Pulitzer make." Their words. 392 00:18:47,980 --> 00:18:51,280 -Which you memorized and repeat constantly. 393 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:54,910 -I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday 394 00:18:54,950 --> 00:18:57,120 without Carol turning her nose up at me 395 00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:59,330 as if I were the devil incarnate. Walt? 396 00:18:59,370 --> 00:19:02,340 -Your mother needs her Wine Club Wednesdays. 397 00:19:02,370 --> 00:19:03,300 -That's not a stretch. 398 00:19:03,330 --> 00:19:06,300 -Mom, it's fiction. 399 00:19:06,330 --> 00:19:08,470 -Carol didn't see a character. 400 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:12,100 Carol saw me and the me in your book is a monster. 401 00:19:12,130 --> 00:19:14,180 -It's a comedy. It's a dark comedy, 402 00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:16,520 a coming-of-age story 403 00:19:16,550 --> 00:19:19,310 about a woman who felt abandoned 404 00:19:19,350 --> 00:19:24,280 and silenced by a monster of a mother character! 405 00:19:24,310 --> 00:19:28,610 -You try being a single mother of two young girls 406 00:19:28,650 --> 00:19:31,450 whose husband walked out one day without a word. 407 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,450 -Walked out or was driven away? 408 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:34,700 Diane: Jim abandoned me. 409 00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:37,710 -No, he stopped being married to you. 410 00:19:37,740 --> 00:19:40,540 He abandoned me. 411 00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:41,960 Uh, me too. 412 00:19:41,990 --> 00:19:43,790 Diane: And he's still the hero. 413 00:19:43,830 --> 00:19:46,550 I tried my best. Walt? 414 00:19:46,580 --> 00:19:48,550 -If--I don't... -Uh, if I may, uh, Walt? 415 00:19:48,580 --> 00:19:50,800 Diane, have you tried the potatoes? 416 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:55,010 I call them potatoes a la Diane, um, with a twist. 417 00:19:55,050 --> 00:19:56,970 -Is the twist a turn of the knife? 418 00:19:57,010 --> 00:19:59,360 -It's parmesan cheese. Try it. 419 00:20:05,390 --> 00:20:09,150 -It's too rich, but absolutely divine. 420 00:20:09,190 --> 00:20:11,240 -Just like you. -[soft chuckles] 421 00:20:11,270 --> 00:20:12,870 -[mouths] Thank you. 422 00:20:15,610 --> 00:20:16,830 -Walt? Sorry. 423 00:20:16,860 --> 00:20:18,910 -I think we should visit the Arch tomorrow. 424 00:20:18,950 --> 00:20:21,500 -I hear it's dreadful. 425 00:20:21,530 --> 00:20:23,750 -Yes. Yes. 426 00:20:23,780 --> 00:20:25,710 -No, I don't get the Arch. 427 00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:27,420 It's like a Arch for what? 428 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,060 -It's the gateway to the West. 429 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,260 I think it's great. Lindy: "I can barely 430 00:20:33,290 --> 00:20:36,510 show my face for Wine Club Wednesdays." 431 00:20:36,550 --> 00:20:39,180 -"Hollywood has run out of ideas." 432 00:20:39,220 --> 00:20:42,350 I think Laura Dern is very generous casting, I have to say. 433 00:20:42,390 --> 00:20:43,450 Hello. 434 00:20:46,430 --> 00:20:48,400 [laughs] What's going on? 435 00:20:48,430 --> 00:20:50,440 -Do you wanna have sex? Les: Oh, yes. 436 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:52,200 Yes, please--will they hear? 437 00:20:52,230 --> 00:20:54,240 -Eh. We'll be quiet. We'll be fine. 438 00:20:54,270 --> 00:20:57,370 -Oh, right. You're set to high volume. 439 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,700 -Mm-mm. Watch. -Honey? 440 00:20:58,740 --> 00:21:00,460 -Watch, watch. Watch, watch. -What? 441 00:21:01,910 --> 00:21:04,420 Okay. But--okay. Got it. -See? 442 00:21:04,450 --> 00:21:06,460 -Come on. Come on. 443 00:21:06,490 --> 00:21:08,600 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 444 00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:13,880 Okay, quiet, quiet, quiet. 445 00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,470 -Okay. 446 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:16,600 Okay. 447 00:21:16,630 --> 00:21:18,890 Thank you... 448 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:20,600 for defending me... 449 00:21:20,630 --> 00:21:22,640 from my fucking mother. Les: Always. Always. 450 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:24,310 I'll work the magic, just be quiet. Quiet. 451 00:21:24,350 --> 00:21:26,110 Lindy: Okay. Les: Okay, okay. 452 00:21:26,140 --> 00:21:27,820 Shh, shh, shh. 453 00:21:27,850 --> 00:21:29,570 [Lindy moaning] -Quiet, quiet, quiet. 454 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,070 -Oh, can you put your hands right there? 455 00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:33,070 Les: Okay. 456 00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:34,490 Fuck, fuck. 457 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:37,320 Lindy: Oh, fuck, fuck! -Oh, Jesus! Walt! 458 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:38,450 Can we help you? 459 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:41,080 -Obviously this isn't the washroom. 460 00:21:41,110 --> 00:21:42,620 -It's down the hall with the light on. 461 00:21:42,660 --> 00:21:44,620 -The one with the toilet. 462 00:21:44,660 --> 00:21:46,470 Walt: I could see the light. 463 00:21:47,950 --> 00:21:50,180 [Les laughs] 464 00:21:51,290 --> 00:21:53,760 -He's trying to escape. 465 00:21:53,790 --> 00:21:56,300 -[laughs] 466 00:21:56,340 --> 00:21:59,310 -To the Arch. -[laughs] 467 00:21:59,340 --> 00:22:00,480 -Oh, my God. 468 00:22:01,670 --> 00:22:03,600 -Oh, fuck. -Okay, okay. 469 00:22:03,630 --> 00:22:06,480 Um, maybe I can't be quiet. 470 00:22:06,510 --> 00:22:08,270 -I don't think you can. 471 00:22:08,310 --> 00:22:09,860 -[sighs] 472 00:22:09,890 --> 00:22:11,080 Hey. 473 00:22:15,150 --> 00:22:17,530 I'm not really like her though, right? 474 00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:19,490 My mother, um, 475 00:22:19,530 --> 00:22:20,950 I'm not like Diane, am I? 476 00:22:20,990 --> 00:22:22,550 -Does that make me Walt? 477 00:22:23,570 --> 00:22:25,500 -Seriously, though. -Seriously? 478 00:22:25,530 --> 00:22:27,550 -Seriously. -Seriously... 479 00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:30,540 no. Fuck no. 480 00:22:30,580 --> 00:22:32,550 -Because she's... -No. She's unbelievable. 481 00:22:32,580 --> 00:22:34,220 And not in a good way. 482 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:38,840 It's gonna be okay. 483 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:40,560 It's only a few days. 484 00:22:44,010 --> 00:22:45,030 -Only a few days. 485 00:22:46,510 --> 00:22:49,530 [dramatic music playing] 486 00:22:51,350 --> 00:22:53,730 -It's only a few days. 487 00:22:53,770 --> 00:22:56,580 [dramatic music playing] 488 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,550 [phone buzzing] 489 00:23:15,580 --> 00:23:18,430 [dramatic music playing] 490 00:23:23,630 --> 00:23:24,650 -Yeah? 491 00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:26,940 What? [whispers] What? 492 00:23:27,890 --> 00:23:28,990 What? 493 00:23:30,260 --> 00:23:31,740 It can't be right. 494 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:34,730 Okay. I'm coming in. 495 00:23:34,770 --> 00:23:37,620 Now. Uh, now-ish. 496 00:23:41,070 --> 00:23:44,080 [suspenseful music playing] 497 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:00,770 [Magoo meows] 498 00:24:02,290 --> 00:24:03,690 -Magoo! 499 00:24:06,590 --> 00:24:07,930 Stay. 500 00:24:07,970 --> 00:24:09,640 Stay! 501 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:12,230 [Magoo purrs] 502 00:24:12,260 --> 00:24:13,450 -No, no, no, no, no, no! 503 00:24:18,100 --> 00:24:19,740 -Magoo! -[snarls] 504 00:24:19,770 --> 00:24:21,790 -Come here. -[snarls] 505 00:24:23,110 --> 00:24:24,780 -[meows] -Ow, fuck. 506 00:24:24,820 --> 00:24:26,660 You fuzzy fucker. 507 00:24:26,690 --> 00:24:29,710 [Magoo meows] 508 00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:36,470 [meows] 509 00:24:38,620 --> 00:24:39,590 -Stop. 510 00:24:39,620 --> 00:24:40,760 -[meows] 511 00:24:40,790 --> 00:24:43,300 -Stop it, you're fine. 512 00:24:43,340 --> 00:24:44,980 Feel bad enough already. 513 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:50,480 I mean, she's safe, right? 514 00:24:50,510 --> 00:24:51,820 [Magoo meows] 515 00:24:54,300 --> 00:24:55,770 -[sighs] 516 00:24:55,810 --> 00:24:57,870 [sobs] 517 00:25:01,650 --> 00:25:02,660 -Hey! 518 00:25:03,690 --> 00:25:05,000 Hey! 519 00:25:07,150 --> 00:25:08,700 -Yes, Richard? What is it? 520 00:25:08,740 --> 00:25:10,870 -Oh. You seem upset. 521 00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:12,760 -No, Richard. I'm fine, I'm fine. 522 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:16,290 -You know, I sometimes come to my car to cry too 523 00:25:16,330 --> 00:25:19,710 when I need a release, so I get where you're at. 524 00:25:19,750 --> 00:25:22,130 -Okay. Right. Is that all? 525 00:25:22,170 --> 00:25:23,550 -Now you've got me worried. 526 00:25:23,580 --> 00:25:24,720 Is everything all right at home? 527 00:25:24,750 --> 00:25:26,550 You know, with, uh, your wife, Lindy? 528 00:25:26,590 --> 00:25:28,810 Lindy is her name, right? -Uh, yes, Richard, she's fine. 529 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:30,810 -Good, good. -Yeah. 530 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:34,060 -She's just, uh, keepin' busy over the holidays... 531 00:25:34,090 --> 00:25:36,150 -Yes, Richard, she's at home writing. 532 00:25:36,180 --> 00:25:38,730 She's keeping busy. -She's writing? 533 00:25:38,770 --> 00:25:40,480 -Yup. -Write--that's wonderful. 534 00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:42,240 That's wonderful. Martin: Richard! 535 00:25:42,270 --> 00:25:44,070 Get your butt inside! 536 00:25:44,100 --> 00:25:45,990 I'm sorry to use profanity. 537 00:25:46,020 --> 00:25:47,750 I'm upset. 538 00:25:49,940 --> 00:25:51,210 -I'll see you later. 539 00:26:01,750 --> 00:26:02,770 -Les? 540 00:26:03,750 --> 00:26:04,880 Les? 541 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:06,890 [gasps] 542 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:11,610 That is a toy. 543 00:26:16,970 --> 00:26:18,450 He left me? 544 00:26:19,430 --> 00:26:20,910 Right, right. 545 00:26:21,770 --> 00:26:23,780 [exhales] 546 00:26:23,810 --> 00:26:26,610 Right. I have to trust him. 547 00:26:26,650 --> 00:26:28,250 I cannot spiral. 548 00:26:30,070 --> 00:26:32,290 Huh? Oh. 549 00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:33,790 Yeah. 550 00:26:33,820 --> 00:26:35,620 Why not? 551 00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:39,290 Okay, that's good, Space Colon. 552 00:26:39,330 --> 00:26:40,470 Colon? 553 00:26:41,410 --> 00:26:42,430 Colonel. 554 00:26:43,580 --> 00:26:46,100 Colonel. Space Colonel. 555 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:48,800 Next stop, Ur-anus. 556 00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:52,560 I could--fuck, I'm already spiraling. 557 00:26:52,590 --> 00:26:55,430 -You made me believe you were so close, 558 00:26:55,470 --> 00:26:56,890 so I believed you. Les: Yes. 559 00:26:56,930 --> 00:26:58,730 And you should believe me, that's our deal. 560 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:01,900 There is mathematical truth in stating I am so close. 561 00:27:01,930 --> 00:27:06,780 -So what does "so close" mean to you in this context today? 562 00:27:06,810 --> 00:27:09,990 -My God, I can't put an actual number on it, 563 00:27:10,020 --> 00:27:11,910 I don't know. 564 00:27:11,940 --> 00:27:13,990 What? -Oh. 565 00:27:14,030 --> 00:27:15,120 What have you done? 566 00:27:15,150 --> 00:27:16,580 -What have I done? 567 00:27:16,610 --> 00:27:18,830 Martin, I don't wanna say you have one job. 568 00:27:18,870 --> 00:27:21,790 -Contract is for 30 days. 569 00:27:21,830 --> 00:27:23,800 -That's insane! -Well, you said... 570 00:27:24,070 --> 00:27:25,460 Les: What? -...that you were close! 571 00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:26,970 -Thirty days? 572 00:27:28,130 --> 00:27:30,840 Well, it will work, I mean, 573 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,140 the math says it will, and math is never wrong. 574 00:27:33,170 --> 00:27:34,970 So... -Now you have 30 days. 575 00:27:35,010 --> 00:27:36,850 -No, no, no. We have 30 days. 576 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:39,100 -Oh, now it's "we"? Les: What does it say exactly? 577 00:27:39,140 --> 00:27:41,020 What does the--what does the small print say exactly? 578 00:27:41,050 --> 00:27:43,820 -It says that we have 30 days 579 00:27:43,850 --> 00:27:46,650 to prove that the restoration formula works... 580 00:27:46,690 --> 00:27:49,360 -Uh-huh. -...or the patent on our tech... 581 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:50,820 -On my tech, thank you. 582 00:27:50,860 --> 00:27:52,620 -...reverts to Hilton... Les: Uh-huh. 583 00:27:52,650 --> 00:27:55,950 -...and Hilton sues you... -Sues us. 584 00:27:55,990 --> 00:27:57,450 -...for fraud. 585 00:27:57,490 --> 00:27:58,710 And you go to jail. 586 00:27:58,740 --> 00:28:00,120 -To jail? 587 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,630 Well, can he do that? 588 00:28:01,660 --> 00:28:02,790 -He can. 589 00:28:02,830 --> 00:28:04,670 And after 30 days, it goes, 590 00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:07,720 the tech, the lab, the Bobs, gone. 591 00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:10,720 -But... 592 00:28:10,750 --> 00:28:13,350 Okay. So how do I make, uh... 593 00:28:14,340 --> 00:28:15,690 how do I... 594 00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:18,020 how do I make things big again? 595 00:28:18,050 --> 00:28:20,230 Because I have to make things big again. 596 00:28:20,260 --> 00:28:23,530 -Well, after 30 days, you can't. 597 00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:28,190 -What did it actually say? 598 00:28:28,230 --> 00:28:29,990 I mean, can he actually do this? 599 00:28:30,020 --> 00:28:31,860 Hilton? -Yes, he can. 600 00:28:31,900 --> 00:28:34,030 It says it right here. 601 00:28:34,070 --> 00:28:35,240 -Oh. 602 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:36,920 -Les... 603 00:28:38,900 --> 00:28:40,380 how bad is this? 604 00:28:42,370 --> 00:28:43,720 Oh, God. 605 00:28:47,290 --> 00:28:49,340 I'm not even gonna ask about the cat. 606 00:28:49,370 --> 00:28:52,940 [playful music playing] 607 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:55,850 [Magoo meows] 608 00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,900 [playful music playing] 609 00:29:01,550 --> 00:29:04,270 [Richard humming] 610 00:29:04,300 --> 00:29:05,490 -Um... 611 00:29:07,390 --> 00:29:08,860 uh, hi. 612 00:29:08,890 --> 00:29:11,110 I got you something for Christmas. 613 00:29:11,140 --> 00:29:14,450 -Oh. I didn't get you anything. 614 00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:16,870 -Oh, it's okay. 615 00:29:16,900 --> 00:29:18,920 -Oh, that is... You... 616 00:29:20,110 --> 00:29:22,370 -Like what Shakespeare used to write with. 617 00:29:22,410 --> 00:29:24,040 -You know I like Shakespeare? 618 00:29:24,070 --> 00:29:26,790 -Well, everybody knows you like Shakespeare. 619 00:29:26,830 --> 00:29:28,130 Bard's Guard. 620 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:29,930 Well, you talk about it a lot. 621 00:29:30,910 --> 00:29:32,260 Um... 622 00:29:32,290 --> 00:29:34,470 you seem a little bit down. 623 00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:38,220 -No, I'm, uh, just tired. Yeah. 624 00:29:38,260 --> 00:29:41,930 I was waiting up last night for someone. 625 00:29:41,970 --> 00:29:47,560 Someone special, you know, and it's just, you know. 626 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,230 -Well, merry--merry Christmas, Richard. 627 00:29:49,270 --> 00:29:50,940 -Yeah. Thank you, Janet. 628 00:29:50,980 --> 00:29:54,040 This is a very thoughtful gift, so thank you. 629 00:29:58,610 --> 00:30:01,950 Thy returneth to thine grind. 630 00:30:01,990 --> 00:30:05,050 [dramatic music playing] 631 00:30:10,370 --> 00:30:14,260 -Okay, buddy. 632 00:30:14,290 --> 00:30:16,130 "Aim remote here." 633 00:30:16,170 --> 00:30:18,980 [dramatic music playing] 634 00:30:24,010 --> 00:30:24,990 -Oh. 635 00:30:26,970 --> 00:30:28,570 Right. Okay. 636 00:30:30,220 --> 00:30:32,440 All is good. 637 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:33,490 Okay. 638 00:30:38,820 --> 00:30:40,080 Come on. 639 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,000 Okay. 640 00:30:45,030 --> 00:30:46,720 Oh, my God. 641 00:30:50,660 --> 00:30:52,100 Ah, there we go. 642 00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:55,520 Guide. 643 00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:01,810 Oh. A classic. 644 00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:02,890 Come on! 645 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:06,480 [dramatic music playing] 646 00:31:06,510 --> 00:31:08,030 -Volume. 647 00:31:10,350 --> 00:31:12,820 We're never turning this off. 648 00:31:12,850 --> 00:31:15,360 Okay, snacks. 649 00:31:15,390 --> 00:31:16,870 So... 650 00:31:18,230 --> 00:31:19,710 we got popcorn, 651 00:31:20,690 --> 00:31:22,460 but no candy. 652 00:31:25,030 --> 00:31:27,500 Oh. Les. 653 00:31:27,530 --> 00:31:28,760 That's just for me. 654 00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:39,510 -Richard, I need everyone at the top of their game today. 655 00:31:39,540 --> 00:31:41,550 It's a big day. Could be the day. 656 00:31:41,590 --> 00:31:44,560 Needs to be the day or two... 657 00:31:44,590 --> 00:31:45,900 at the most. 658 00:31:50,550 --> 00:31:51,770 Here are my thoughts. 659 00:31:51,810 --> 00:31:54,780 [playful jazz music playing] 660 00:31:55,150 --> 00:31:56,830 -Adjust the last line on the Maxwell stress tensor 661 00:31:57,090 --> 00:31:58,950 to B sub J. 662 00:31:58,980 --> 00:32:01,750 Minus one half times the quantity of epsilon naught 663 00:32:02,620 --> 00:32:05,000 times E squared plus B squared over mu naught. 664 00:32:07,070 --> 00:32:08,040 Thoughts complete. 665 00:32:08,070 --> 00:32:10,960 -Bobs, implement his thoughts. 666 00:32:10,990 --> 00:32:13,760 [playful jazz music playing] 667 00:32:16,750 --> 00:32:19,130 -B sub J minus one half, 668 00:32:19,170 --> 00:32:21,800 times the quantity of epsilon naught 669 00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:25,810 times E squared, plus B squared over mu naught. 670 00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:27,390 Complete. 671 00:32:27,420 --> 00:32:29,230 -Carl, implement his thoughts. 672 00:32:29,260 --> 00:32:32,320 [playful jazz music playing] 673 00:32:56,290 --> 00:32:57,890 -Complete. 674 00:33:12,390 --> 00:33:14,020 -Let's make history. 675 00:33:14,050 --> 00:33:17,030 [applause] 676 00:33:27,150 --> 00:33:30,050 [sizzles] 677 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:36,340 [drum solo playing] 678 00:33:43,250 --> 00:33:46,270 [playful jazz music resumes] 679 00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:51,860 [explodes] 680 00:33:57,060 --> 00:34:00,030 [dramatic music playing] 681 00:34:02,190 --> 00:34:05,030 -A great attempt in the name of science. 682 00:34:05,060 --> 00:34:06,360 Richard? 683 00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:08,700 -Bob the Explainer? 684 00:34:08,730 --> 00:34:10,240 -Nominal success. 685 00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:13,870 Subject expanded to regular size for 2.1 seconds, 686 00:34:13,910 --> 00:34:15,500 same as previous attempt. 687 00:34:15,530 --> 00:34:19,170 Result, molecular disequilibrium. 688 00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:20,840 Oh, Eraser Bob, see medic. 689 00:34:20,870 --> 00:34:24,260 Bring in Fred. Clean up on aisle...everywhere. 690 00:34:24,290 --> 00:34:25,160 -Richard? 691 00:34:25,190 --> 00:34:27,930 -We're waiting on analysis to proceed. 692 00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,180 We'll adjust based on your thoughts. 693 00:34:30,210 --> 00:34:31,720 We'll go again. 694 00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:33,270 Vivienne: No, you won't. 695 00:34:33,300 --> 00:34:35,190 If this is your definition of close, 696 00:34:35,220 --> 00:34:37,060 we have a big problem. 697 00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:39,520 You working in a bubble with your staff 698 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,860 and your secrets ends today. 699 00:34:41,890 --> 00:34:43,690 Moving forward, everything that happens 700 00:34:43,730 --> 00:34:46,530 in this lab will be authorized by me. 701 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:49,240 -No. No, no, no. No. 702 00:34:49,270 --> 00:34:52,540 Um, this is not how we work here. 703 00:34:52,570 --> 00:34:55,250 We are making history, okay? 704 00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:58,920 That corn was regular size, it's incredible. 705 00:34:58,950 --> 00:35:01,130 As a scientist, how can you not see that? 706 00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:03,210 -Reports, equipment, results. 707 00:35:03,250 --> 00:35:05,880 Any spending whatsoever, everything you use, 708 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,090 must be logged, up to and including packets 709 00:35:08,130 --> 00:35:10,260 of instant oatmeal in the breakroom. 710 00:35:10,300 --> 00:35:12,220 -Can I explain my fiber deficiency? 711 00:35:12,260 --> 00:35:13,720 -Okay, everybody, everybody. 712 00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:15,270 -This is Virginia. -Vivienne. 713 00:35:15,300 --> 00:35:17,230 -Vivienne, I don't know her last name, 714 00:35:17,260 --> 00:35:18,060 but she's new here 715 00:35:18,090 --> 00:35:20,110 and she doesn't know how things work. 716 00:35:20,140 --> 00:35:21,770 And, Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal. 717 00:35:21,810 --> 00:35:25,320 Okay? -Can we just talk about this? 718 00:35:25,350 --> 00:35:27,400 -Martin, you know exactly how much money 719 00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:30,320 this science circus is hemorrhaging. 720 00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:31,990 -I don't care about the money. Vivienne: Of course you don't. 721 00:35:32,030 --> 00:35:33,450 You spent seven years 722 00:35:33,490 --> 00:35:36,330 and several hundred thousand dollars 723 00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,460 designing your logo. 724 00:35:38,490 --> 00:35:40,920 -I had to open the books. -Well, it had to be perfect. 725 00:35:40,950 --> 00:35:42,250 What? Vivienne: Irresponsible. 726 00:35:42,290 --> 00:35:44,170 And deeply sad. 727 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,170 Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money. 728 00:35:46,210 --> 00:35:47,970 It's Hilton Smith's money. 729 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,090 This is his lab now and I run Hilton's lab, 730 00:35:51,130 --> 00:35:52,760 ergo, I run this lab. 731 00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:54,260 -This is unacceptable! 732 00:35:54,300 --> 00:35:55,680 And it's ridiculous! 733 00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:57,190 And do--do something! 734 00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:01,600 Okay. No we, no we, just me. 735 00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:03,940 I wanna talk to Hilton right now! 736 00:36:03,970 --> 00:36:06,610 -Well, good luck reaching him. 737 00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,360 He's spending the holidays piloting 738 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:11,200 an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam. 739 00:36:11,230 --> 00:36:12,700 -Guam? 740 00:36:12,730 --> 00:36:15,700 Guam? What? -Shut it down. 741 00:36:15,740 --> 00:36:18,340 We'll try again tomorrow...together. 742 00:36:19,530 --> 00:36:21,710 These ladders are an OSHA violation. 743 00:36:21,740 --> 00:36:23,760 -You're an OSHA violation! 744 00:36:25,330 --> 00:36:27,800 -Dear hairy Jesus! 745 00:36:27,830 --> 00:36:29,470 -And I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup 746 00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:32,390 by 400 atmospheres of pressure. 747 00:36:32,420 --> 00:36:34,800 -Twenty-nine days. -Not helpful. 748 00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:36,860 -Not the point! 749 00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:40,900 [dramatic music playing] 750 00:36:44,510 --> 00:36:46,150 -Oh, what have I done? 751 00:36:46,180 --> 00:36:48,200 [dramatic music playing] 752 00:36:52,860 --> 00:36:57,630 ♪ Midnight with the stars ♪ ♪ and you ♪ 753 00:36:59,450 --> 00:37:04,260 ♪ Midnight and a rendezvous ♪ 754 00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:11,720 ♪ Your eyes held ♪ ♪ a message tender ♪ 755 00:37:11,750 --> 00:37:14,340 ♪ Saying, "I surrender ♪ ♪ all my love to you" ♪ 756 00:37:14,380 --> 00:37:17,180 [phone ringing] 757 00:37:17,210 --> 00:37:18,350 -It's my phone. 758 00:37:18,380 --> 00:37:19,930 [phone ringing] 759 00:37:19,970 --> 00:37:22,570 -Oh, my phone! Oh, oh. 760 00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:25,060 [phone ringing] 761 00:37:25,100 --> 00:37:27,190 -Coming, coming, coming! 762 00:37:27,220 --> 00:37:28,580 What? 763 00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:31,950 [phone ringing] 764 00:37:40,110 --> 00:37:41,870 -No! 765 00:37:41,910 --> 00:37:43,970 No! [groans] 766 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:46,300 No! 767 00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:48,300 [grumbles] 768 00:37:49,910 --> 00:37:51,260 No! 769 00:38:00,470 --> 00:38:02,690 Fuck, did you just say something? 770 00:38:09,270 --> 00:38:11,120 Am I losing my mind? 771 00:38:17,150 --> 00:38:20,290 I can see me in you? 772 00:38:22,150 --> 00:38:23,750 [fly buzzing] 773 00:38:23,780 --> 00:38:25,330 -Do you hear that? 774 00:38:25,370 --> 00:38:27,750 What? Uh, what is that? 775 00:38:27,780 --> 00:38:30,590 [buzzing] 776 00:38:30,620 --> 00:38:32,130 -Oh, fuck. 777 00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,060 [fly buzzing] -[screams] 778 00:38:36,290 --> 00:38:38,140 I gotta get outta here! 779 00:38:43,050 --> 00:38:44,600 What the--ow! 780 00:38:44,630 --> 00:38:46,650 Fuck! [screams] 781 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:53,190 Jesus. 782 00:38:53,230 --> 00:38:55,750 Fuck! Goddamnit, Les! 783 00:38:58,060 --> 00:38:59,200 For fuck's sake. 784 00:38:59,230 --> 00:39:02,090 [phone ringing] [yelping] 785 00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,000 -God dang it! 786 00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:11,220 [phone ringing] 787 00:39:13,370 --> 00:39:16,270 [screaming and grunting] 788 00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:31,910 [grunting] 789 00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:43,580 [wind whooshing] 790 00:39:43,610 --> 00:39:45,540 [groans] 791 00:39:45,570 --> 00:39:47,590 [fly buzzing] 792 00:39:48,780 --> 00:39:50,880 -[screams] 793 00:39:51,740 --> 00:39:52,890 [yelping] 794 00:40:01,420 --> 00:40:02,600 [grunts] 795 00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:07,230 [screams] 796 00:40:10,550 --> 00:40:11,850 [phone ringing] -[screams] 797 00:40:11,890 --> 00:40:14,240 Help! Help! 798 00:40:15,730 --> 00:40:17,690 [ringing] 799 00:40:17,730 --> 00:40:19,240 -Help, help. 800 00:40:19,270 --> 00:40:20,330 [chime plays] 801 00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:22,240 What the... 802 00:40:22,270 --> 00:40:24,290 [machine whirring] 803 00:40:25,070 --> 00:40:26,290 [ominous music playing] 804 00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:28,040 -Oh, God. Oh, God. 805 00:40:28,070 --> 00:40:29,670 Oh, oh. 806 00:40:31,410 --> 00:40:33,580 [machine whirring] 807 00:40:33,620 --> 00:40:37,460 [door opens and closes] [keys jingling] 808 00:40:37,500 --> 00:40:40,720 Les: Lindy, hold on! I'll save you! 809 00:40:40,750 --> 00:40:42,850 [Lindy screams] 810 00:40:44,420 --> 00:40:47,440 ["The Things We Do For Love" by 10cc playing] 811 00:40:55,180 --> 00:40:59,650 ♪ Too many broken hearts ♪ ♪ Have fallen in the river ♪ 812 00:40:59,690 --> 00:41:04,160 ♪ Too many lonely souls ♪ ♪ Have drifted out to sea ♪ 813 00:41:04,190 --> 00:41:05,910 ♪ You lay your bets ♪ 814 00:41:05,940 --> 00:41:07,290 ♪ And then ♪ ♪ You pay the price ♪ 815 00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:09,290 ♪ The things we do for love ♪ 816 00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:11,630 ♪ The things we do for love ♪ 817 00:41:13,370 --> 00:41:16,090 ♪ Communication ♪ ♪ Is the problem ♪ 818 00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,090 ♪ To the answer ♪ 819 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,300 ♪ You've got her number ♪ ♪ And your hand ♪ 820 00:41:20,330 --> 00:41:22,470 ♪ Is on the phone ♪ 821 00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:24,470 ♪ The weather's turned ♪ 822 00:41:24,500 --> 00:41:25,600 ♪ And all the lines ♪ ♪ Are down ♪ 823 00:41:25,630 --> 00:41:27,680 ♪ The things we do for love ♪ 824 00:41:27,710 --> 00:41:29,930 ♪ The things we do for love ♪ 825 00:41:29,970 --> 00:41:33,100 ♪ Like walkin' ♪ ♪ In the rain and the snow ♪ 826 00:41:33,140 --> 00:41:35,440 ♪ When there's nowhere ♪ ♪ To go ♪ 827 00:41:35,470 --> 00:41:40,110 ♪ And you're feelin' like ♪ ♪ A part of you is dyin' ♪ 828 00:41:40,140 --> 00:41:42,150 ♪ And you're lookin' ♪ ♪ For the answer ♪ 829 00:41:42,190 --> 00:41:43,660 ♪ In her eyes ♪ 830 00:41:44,730 --> 00:41:46,870 ♪ You think ♪ ♪ You're gonna break up ♪ 831 00:41:46,900 --> 00:41:50,540 ♪ Then she says ♪ ♪ She wants to make up ♪ 832 00:41:50,570 --> 00:41:53,840 ♪ Ooh, you had me crawlin' ♪ 833 00:41:54,820 --> 00:41:57,500 ♪ Up the wall ♪ 834 00:41:57,540 --> 00:42:00,260 ♪ Ooh ♪